Grasshopper...
come hop on over here.
I like your green legs
and ever so soft body.
Jump on my finger,
tickle my fancy,
keep me company
for a little while.
We'll eat a few leaves,
have a spitting contest
'till the cows come home.
Oh, Grasshopper...
it's been fun, but
you'll eat Mommy's
flowers, so bye bye
SQUISH
